Jokes In Hindi Whatsapp Messages

Bf ko diya Sadma iss funny girl ne

 

Funny girl – Hi Baby Kaise Ho ?

Lover boy – Mai thik hu tum kaisi ho ?

 

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Funny girl – Kya hua tum itne sad kyo ho ?

Lover boy – Kuch nahi mai thik hu !

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Funny girl – Please batao naa mere cute lover boy kya hua tum itne sad kyo ho ?

Lover boy – Agar mai tumse ek question poochu uska answer bilkul sach sach batao gi ?

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Funny girl – Haa Batau gi please poocho !

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Lover boy –  Ye  handsome man kon hai  ? Jo teri her profile pic ko like karta hai FB per ?

Hot cute etc her pic per likta hai .

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Funny girl – Please uski baat mat karo naa kuch or baat karo, chodo usse..!!!

Lover boy –  Kya woo tumhara ex Bf tha ? Kya tum usse abhi bhi pyar karti ho ?

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Funny Girl – Mai usse pyar kyo karu gi ? Mai sirf tumse pyar karti hu.

Lover boy – To kya woo tumara bhai hai ya koi cousin hai ?

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Funny Girl – Nahi naa woo mera koi bhai hai naa koi cousin hai !

Lover Boy – To saala kon hai woo ? kyo message karta hai tuje?

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Funny Girl – Kisi or baare me baat kare chod in baato ko .

Lover Boy – Matlab ki tu kahi or bhi muh maarne lagi hui hai. jo mujse chupaa rahi hai right ?

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Funny Girl – Agar maine sach bata diya to tum muje badi gaaliya doge.

Lover Boy – Yaar please ab meri patience test mat kar.

 

 

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Funny Girl – Pls yaar mat ho naa irritate.

Lover Boy – ab tu muje nahi bataye gi to muje nahi chiye ye double standard realtionship

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Funny Girl – Ok ok Batati hu per promise kar ki muje gaali nahi dega or lade ga bhi nahi.

Lover Boy – oh ok…

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Funny Girl : Hmmm… Ye meri Fake Profile hai. Jab tu yaa koi or meri profile pe comment karna bhool jaate hai to mai kudh hi kar deti hi, Jaise baby tum kitni hot lag rahi hai.

Ye pad kar baaki ladkiya kitna jealous ho jaati hai tum nahi jaante. Ohh bada maza aata hai.

 

Lover Boy ko Sadma lag gaya hai . Soch me duba hua hai ki woo pagal hai yaa uski bandi . yaa duniya ki saari ladki hi asi hai ?

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